Developing a premiere season is a tough task for any
producer but what made Chris Carter and Co. jobs that much harder was the
originality of The X-Files, it was experimental broadcasting with no guide rope they just had their
creativity, instincts and penchant for anything spooky, oh and they also had
the notorious FOX Network executives to deal with.
The first season of The X-Files was rich in Monster of the
Week episodes, in-fact it boasted nineteen in total the highest amount of stand-alones
in any of the nine seasons. Not all were
classics mind and some were definitely dud but there was many diamonds amongst
the rough.
Some of these monsters make the cut because they are just
plain scary especially for the John Doe of 19 years ago some however make us
smile and others make us sad.
With so many MoW’s to choose from narrowing them down to a
list of six was not easy but here it is, the definitive list of the six best monsters
from MoW episodes:
6. Cecil L’Ively, Fire
Possibly a controversial choice, Cecil’s general exclusion from
these types of lists can only be merited to the overshadowing hate for Phoebe Green a women equally annoying and fugly. Cecil just makes the cut based on the fact that he should
not be underestimated. The highly intelligent psychopaths’ dedication to his
killings is unrivalled and his anti-establishment views make him an ideal candidate
for world domination. His each and every sanctimonious move derived from pure
evil. A wicked black heart gets this pyro-kinetic monster a top six spot.
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5. Roland, Roland
The hapless autistic Roland was an early example of the variety of
emotional avenues Chris Carter would be granted to travel down over the course of
the next 8 seasons. This X-Files MoW week didn’t scare anybody it may have got
a few laughs but in truth they only feeling we were left with was that of sorrow, loneliness
and possibly empathy for the most innocent and ill-fated young man. Perhaps that
is fear.
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4. The bugs, Darkness Falls
These carnivorous nocturnal bugs cocoon and slowly digested their
prey, eating them alive. What makes their fear factor worse is that they are
undetectable in daylight. They could be gathering around your bed waiting for
darkness to fall. If The X-Files ever gave us a reason to sleep with the lights
on this was it.
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3. The Eves, Eve
Creepy test tube twins Cindy Reardon and Teena Simmons both
killed the respective adoptive fathers through means of exsanguination at the
tender years of eight. These highly intelligent blood thirsty sentence
finishers are destined to drive themselves to psychotic madness in later life,
just ask their big sis, eye ball biter Eve 6.
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2. Luther Lee Boggs, Beyond the Sea
On death row and desperate for a pardon, Boggs claims he can
use psychic channelling to help locate a killer before he kills his kidnap victims.
His claims seem to hold up against adverse facts to the matter. Is he to be
believed and even if he is; is this a chance for redemption and should his sins
be forgiven? A most memorable character responsible for bringing passion to The
X-Files, his importance to the show should not be undervalued.
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We became acquainted with this bile spewing stretchy odd ball
over two episodes that allowed us to get a real insight into his peculiar existence.
Tooms appearance was also the first MoW appearance in The X-Files history. We learned
early on that behind his jaundice liver hungry eyes laid the brains to challenge
Mulder and Scully, he is good at what he does after all he has been doing it over
a matter of centuries. His ability to stretch out and squeeze through the tightest
of spaces meant that no one was safe from his appetite, his prey seldom escape.
He was disgusting, the sneer on his face was unpleasant, his method of
sticking his nest together was sickening and his methods of entry repugnant (the
sewer especially). It was fitting that Tooms suffered such a gruesome demise at the hands of Mulder and an escalator, an unforgettably brilliant end that he earned and it was no less
than he deserved.
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There you have it my definitive list of The X-Files first season
best monsters from MoW episodes. Let me know your lists, who would of you
include?
I love that the bugs from 'Darkness Falls' get a spot! Here is my version. A few adjustments but we still agree on the top two - Boggs and Tooms are some of my favorite MOWs of all time, let alone season one. :)
ReplyDeleteMy list might go something like this:
6. John Barnett from Young at Heart
5. The bugs from Darkness Falls
4. The Eve twins
3. The worms from Ice
2. Luther Lee Boggs from Beyond the Sea
1. Eugene Victor Tooms from Squeeze/Tooms
The worms almost made it on, in-fact they did briefly. Its not easy picking a list of six when there were so many great bad guys to choose from, season one sure did spoil us.
ReplyDeleteMaking 'best-of' lists that aren't about 50-deep is pretty painful for me, so I understand! But I do love these lists, it's fun to see others' favorites on things.
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